I love it! Football season has started and already my tickets scam is working perfectly. I put an ad in the local newspaper or online at Craigslist. I tell them I have some really good tickets and to bring the money over before I sell it someone else. This weekend, this punk named Vanilla fell for it. When I told him that I didn’t really have any tickets and that he had better give me his money anyways, he tried to leave. Of course, I had to rough him up some, but then my daughter ruined it.
She felt sorry for this douche bag and defended him. That’s when I told this punk about the other hustle I had. When my daughter was out of the room, I told him that he could fuck my daughter for the price of the tickets. He handed me the money right away. Everything was going good until she found out that he paid to have sex with her. I didn’t care, I was already down on at the local bar watching some college football games.